Improve your Employment Opportunities by Getting your Degree at Eastern Louisville College for only $5 per month !!!

Here are just a few of the exciting and interesting courses offered here at Eastern Louisville College for only $5 per month*


DEPT OF POLITICAL AND HISTORICAL OPINION


HIS 104: Native American History: How Whities Screwed the Red Man


HIS 108: History of Mexico: How Whities Screwed the Brown Man

HIS 112: African American History: How Whities Screwed the Black Man


HIS 204: Andrew Jackson: An American War Criminal

HIS 212: Ronald Reagen: A Real American Bastard

HIS 216: George W. Bush: A Decade of Tyranny and Deception



DEPT. OF ALPHABETICAL STUDIES

ENG 101: Vowels (including Y)

ENG 102: Other Letters B-M

ENG 103: Other Letters N-X

ENG 104: Z

ENG 105: Suffixology





ENG 201: Common Mispelings

ENG 303: Advanced Scrabble Strategy: Useless and Obsolete words













DEPT. OF SIMPLE MATHEMATICS and NON-CONVENTIONAL FINANCIAL INVESTMENTS

MAT 09?: Remedial Mathematics: Number Identification

MAT 102: Counting

MAT 106: Addition

MAT 110: Subtraction

FIN 127: Lucky Numbers (intro)

FIN 210: Sports Betting

FIN 214: Introduction to Online Poker

ECO 340: Advanced I.R.S. Relationships:Avoidance & Denial




DEPT. OF PHILOSOPHICAL SCIENCE & UNEXPLAINED MYSTERY

SCI 105: Gravity: Why does Stuff Fall?

SCI 106: Thermalphysics: Why does Stuff Burn?

SCI 107: Anti-Thermalphysics: Why does Stuff Freeze?

SCI 110: Intro to Astrology: Is He or She Cheating on Me?

SCI 125: Animal Identification

SCI 127: Astrology II: Lucky Numbers (Advanced)

MYS 210: Dinosaur

MYS 215: UFOs

MYS 220: Ghosts and Poltergeists

MYS 225: Midgets & Twins


DEPT. OF VITAMINS & HERBAL THERAPY








VHT 100: Vitamins A-E



VHT 101: A Study of Minerals: Aspirin to Zinc

VHT 420: Independent Study: Medicinal Marijuana




DEPT. OF GENERAL STUDIES & MISC.

GSM 111: Independent Study in Dream Interpretation

GSM 112: Comparative Analysis of International Beer & Spirits




GSM 113: Comparative Analysis of Popular Televion

GSM 222: Independent Study in Dating



GSM 224: Independent Study in Microwave Cooking

GSM 226: Independent Study in Driving a Car





And Many More !!!

















* One Time Donations to the Eastern Louisville College Higher Learning Fund, Enrollment Fees, Transfer Fees, Administrative Test Fees and Graduation Fees not included.

Current Programs offered at Eastern Louisville College


Department of General Studies & Misc.(non-teaching)

Department of Philosophical Science & Unexplained Mystery

Department of Political & Historical Opinion

Department of Alphabetical Studies

Department of Simple Mathematics & Non-Conventional Financial Investments

Department of Vitamins & Natural Herbs














































































Be advised that at this time, Eastern Louisville College is not yet an accredited institution.























































































































Get Your Associates or Bachelors Degree at Eastern Louisville College for only $5 per month !!!

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Be advised that at this time, Eastern Louisville College is not yet an accredited institution. However, we have recently applied for self-accreditation with NAAUCU, the North American Association of Unaccredited Colleges and Universities. As of now our application is still pending, but we at Eastern Louisville are optimistic that we will be successful in joining NAAUCU and that this will be a major stride forward in the development of our college.

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